Brad Marchand completely roasts the Arizona Coyotes
Brad Marchand the Twitter comedian is at it again. Marchand has been very active on his account lately, making some funny and snarky remarks to a few things happening in the hockey world. This time, the Arizona Coyotes caught his attention.
A reporter tweeted the story that broke Thursday regarding the Coyotes looking at a temporary home for three-to-four years that would only hold up to 5000 fans. That is well below the capacity of even the smallest arena used in the NHL. As for Marchand, he doesn't seem to think it matter.
"Well the only way they get 5000 fans at their games now is if they give 4500 away for free so wouldn't change much," he quipped.
Honestly, this might be his best one yet, and what makes it funny is it's really not that far from the truth.
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